bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT


meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick


citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions



glennoconnell:

Frozen 2



jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today



how many followers do you have??
Anonymous

uh 368 I guess


dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you


badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances


I found this old picture from when I visited El Paso in the winter months



the giving tree sticky note set

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